Gitmo detainees...lying? No way!

Call Amnesty International and our MSM "useful idiots"!

On Larry King, Vice-President (and "evil Big Oil Baron") Dick Cheney had this to say about Amnesty's report calling the prison at Guantanamo Bay a Gulag: "Frankly, I was offended by it. For Amnesty International to suggest that somehow the United States is a violator of human rights, I frankly just don't take them seriously." Aside from Euroweenies and Euroweenie-wannabes in America, who does?

Cheney mentioned something that you seldom (if ever) hear the MSM bring up when they talk about these allegations of detainee abuse. He said that most of the allegations of abuse almost always come from former detainees released to their home countries that are now lying about their detention.

How dare he insinuate that Islamofascists are lying! The nerve! Just because the al Qaeda training manual mentions using lies to manipulate world opinion doesn't mean that these poor terrorists actually do it! I mean, from Baghdad Bob to Saddam Hussein to Syrian big cheese Assad to the worm food known as Yasser Arafat, we've seen Muslim leaders lie without shame for decades now...but that doesn't mean that Islamic terrorists will lie!

And by Allah, if these former detainees (like clockwork, in unison, as if scripted from, oh, say...a terror manual?) say that their Koran was desecrated, then by Allah, it was! I mean, why would they tell lies against the evil Westerners?

Amnesty never met a hard luck story (even a fake one) it couldn't bleed its heart over. By the way, whenever Christian religious symbols have been descerated (Bible burnings in Saudi Arabia, altar defacement in the church where the Palestinian terrorist cowards holed themselves up in), you never see three things: (1) anger in the "Christian streets"; (2) Amnesty (and other anti-Americans) getting worked up over it; and (3) Christian violence.