Friday, March 31, 2006

Jihad Cyndi to be arrested for assaulting cops; Dems downplay

Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I assaulted a cop, I'd have...uh, not even a nickel. I make it a habit not to assault anyone, much less a police officer. I'm funny that way.

Anyway, Jihad Cyndi, aka Rep. Cynthia McKinney (Moonbat-GA), assaulted a white cop the other day and will likely be arrested for it. How did I know he was white? Because she felt compelled to repeatedly mention that fact while explaining herself to the media. She would rather be dipped in camel dung and rolled in sugar than apologize, though. From Breitbart/AP:
Rep. Cynthia McKinney, the Georgia congresswoman who had a physical altercation with a police officer, is speaking out about the episode after saying she regretted the incident.

But she has refused to apologize in a statement and a brief on-camera interview.

The six-term congresswoman apparently struck a Capitol Police officer when he tried to stop her from entering a House office building without going through a metal detector. Members of Congress wear identifying lapel pins and routinely are waved into buildings without undergoing security checks. The officer apparently did not recognize McKinney, she said in a statement.

Asked on-camera Thursday by WSB-TV of Atlanta whether she intended to apologize, McKinney refused to comment. A news conference scheduled for Friday morning was canceled. She issued a statement late Wednesday saying she regretted the confrontation.

"I know that Capitol Hill Police are securing our safety, and I appreciate the work that they do. I have demonstrated my support for them in the past and I continue to support them now," she said in the statement on her Web site.
I'm guessing that if she is supporting them now by assaulting them, then her past support must have been a helluva lot more violent! Try this: walk into your boss's office, and smack him/her right in the piehole and quickly explain that you were showing your "support" for him/her. Check back in and let the rest of us know how that worked out for you, because we'd love to try it ourselves if we knew that our bosses would be receptive to that kind of support!

What do Dems make of Jihad Cyndi's antics?
Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi on Thursday labeled it "a mistake, an unfortunate lack of recognition of a member of Congress." She added that the police officer was not at fault.

"I would not make a big deal of this," said Pelosi, D-Calif.
Of course you wouldn't make a big deal of the incident, Numskull Pelosi! The assailant has the same scarlet letter (a "D") beside her name that you do. I don't know how to break it to you, Pe-loser, but a mistake is when you lock your keys in the car, or forget to Tivo Desperate Housewives. Unless she suffered from Tourette's Syndrome or otherwise had some involuntary motor reflexes, Jihad Cyndi made no mistake...except getting caught. Or was the "mistake" in question that of the cop doing his job?

Isn't it cute how Pe-loony tries to Kerry her position on whether it was the cop's fault? An "unfortunate lack of recognition of a member of Congress"? That implies, of course, that had the dumbass Barney Fife that protects their sorry plutocratic asses simply recognized Queen Cynthia, he could have avoided his asskicking by the Georgia gerrymandered Congresswoman! Sensing that the public might have a bit of a problem with her implying blame on the cop (which is obvious by her statement that she was doing just that), she quickly Kerryed her position to note that it wasn't said Fife's fault.

Had Dennis Hastert or the evil diabolical Tom DeLay done such a thing, would Pelosi have been so understanding? Sure she would...right after publicly announcing her support for Bush's tax cuts, I'm sure! Speaking of Hastert:
Ron Bonjean, spokesman for House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., responded: "How many officers would have to be punched before it becomes a big deal?"
Two? Three? Ten? Let us know, liberals, so we can begin our "Jihad Cyndi Cop Strike" for the whole family!