Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Another CLOWNS exclusive

The wires yesterday were buzzing with the news that three people were attempting to buy the L.A. Times. Our peeping toms investigative photographers here at the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (CLOWNS) have taken photographs of the would-be buyers. The following pic is a CLOWNS exclusive, seen nowhere else on the web:

It is rumored that the three buyers would implement their own style of news reporting, which would not differ greatly from the LAT's current style.

What would we do without CLOWNS in the media?