"Backdoor draft"?

John Kerry keeps saying that if Bush is re-elected, he will reinstitute the draft. Never mind the fact that (a) it was Democrat Charlie Rangel who brought up a bill in the House to do just that, and (b) that bill failed by a vote of 402-2 (the two who voted for the draft were Joe Murtha of PA and Pete Stark of CA...both Democrats!).

So Kerry keeps mentioning a "backdoor draft" on the trail. In light of Kerry's recent comments about gayness and his apparent fixation on homosexuality, I think his meaning of "backdoor draft" is not what the rest of us think it is! Maybe he feels a draft at his "backdoor", hmmm? To quote Seinfeld: "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

Don't ask, don't tell!