Know thy enemy
This is found on a t-shirt, and I'd give you the link, but it appears to be busted now. Anyhoo, the list:
Know Thy Enemy: Fun Facts About LiberalsRelax, folks. I'm not advocating any kind of violence against libs or anyone else (except for Islamofascists). It's supposed to be funny, and for the most part, it is! Unlike Air America and its Randi Rhodes show, there's no advocating of capping anyone here (see prior post).
The main diet of the liberal is tofu and granola. This makes them puny and easy to throw.
Liberals will try to entice you with their twisted logic. Counter with a bitch slap.
Hanging a picture of Ronald Reagan over your door will keep liberals from entering
Liberals are against nuclear weapons but have yet to suggest a soy-based substitute that can obliterate cities.
If you see a fuel-effecient car, it's probably being driven by a liberal. Run it off the road with your SUV.
Liberals are constantly inflaming the culture war. They seem to forget which side has all the guns.
The most dangerous predator of liberals is the real world. They hide from it in college campuses.
Inspired by rhyming slogans and giant puppets, liberals sometimes congregate into groups known as "protests." The purpose of these is unknown.
Liberals hate America and love more oppressed people... like evil dictators.
I've heard vicious rumors that liberals also like the French, but that might just be slander against liberals.
Liberals are always whining about tolerance, but when I punch them for that, they get moody. Hey, be tolerant!