This one's just too easy

Chirac...white flag...are comments even necessary? OK, yes they are. I'll start:

"Mes amis! I'm just practicing for the inevitable need in the future!"

"This is going to be the new French flag. Cool, n'est-ce pas?"

"Gentlemen, start your engines. What? The flag is supposed to be WHAT?"



Hat tip to Nickie Goomba. Check him out...he's damned funny!