Gary Glitter's appeal postponed

From the AP:

Vietnam has postponed the appeals trial of former British glam rocker Gary Glitter until next month, a court official said Tuesday.
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Glitter, 62, whose real name is Paul Francis Gadd, was convicted and sentenced to three years in prison by a Vietnamese court in March for committing obscene acts with 10- and 11-year-old girls at his rented seaside villa and at a hotel.

According to the investigative staff here at the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (CLOWNS), Mr. Glitter is a summa cum laude graduate of the Scott Ritter (Jr. High) School of Picking Up Females. CLOWNS sources say that Mr. Ritter's final exam is oral, but that is still unconfirmed at this time.

What would we do without CLOWNS dominating the media, huh?