29-year-old woman eager to be "de-flowered"

Not political, but entertaining, this should be filed under "stuff I couldn't make up if I tried", OK? From FNC:

"Congratulations, you're 30," she can handle.

"Congratulations, you're 30 and you're still not getting any action," was more than she could stand.

An impending birthday has caused many a rational person to do something a little out of the ordinary. Some people buy a sports car. Others get themselves a significantly younger significant other. Sarah DiMuro decided she needs to get it on — for the first time ever.

DiMuro, a self-proclaimed 29-year-old virgin, says she wants to lose her virginity before her 30th birthday on Nov. 7, and she's enlisted Jane magazine to aid her in her quest to get busy, the New York Daily News reports.

"I'm a little bit anxious about all of this," DiMuro said. "I guess this is why my stomach hurts so much. I never went all the way before because I didn't feel right — I just didn't."

Has she been stuck in a time warp? I mean, "went all the way"? I don't think I've heard it put that way since The Breakfast Club...21 years ago! Anywho, continuing:

Once DiMuro, who says she didn't have her first kiss until she was 23, decided what needed to be … uh … done, she arranged to have her blog detailing her blind dating quest to snag Mr. Right Now published in Jane.

But her mission to do the deed attracted the attention of more than just the magazine and its readers.

"The Insider" had arranged to have a camera crew at her first blind date, and rumor has it that "Today" expressed interest in her spicy story.

"Me, I haven't done so much with my life in terms of social stuff. So this is my adventure — with a kind of scientific method," DiMuro said.

I've seen her picture, though I don't feel like linking to it, so if you're that curious, Google her name and you'll find it. She's not bad looking at all.

For fear of alienating the Harem, I shall keep my juvenile observations and comments to myself...but just this once! LOL!