Cheney destroying wildlife

No, not with his big #ss "carbon footprint", but by a more diabolical and brutal method! Does this man's savagery know no end? From Chicago (Da Bears):

A bird appears to have flown into and damaged the engine of Vice President Dick Cheney's plane as it arrived in Chicago Friday morning.

As of 10:30 a.m., mechanics were inspecting the plane to see if repairs are necessary and if the plane can return to Washington. The plane landed safely, and no one was hurt.

"No one was hurt"?? What about that poor, helpless bird? Sucked into Cheney's carbon polluter and chopped into bits, and "no one was hurt"?? Someone call PETA, and pronto! If PETA's not too busy killing animals themselves, they can take care of this b#stard post haste!

For those of you on the left, the prior paragraph was sarcasm. By the way, how long will it be before the moonbats lament that the plane didn't crash and burn Cheney to a crispy nub (like they lamented the failed assassination attempt in Afghanistan)?