Durbin the Turban kinda-sorta-notreally apologizes

Doug TenNapel has a hilarious observation about Durbin the Turban's faux apology:

“I have learned from my statement that historical parallels can be misused and misunderstood. I sincerely regret if what I said caused anyone to misunderstand my true feelings: our soldiers around the world and their families at home deserve our respect, admiration and total support.”

Try this one on your wife. "I'm sorry you misused and misundterstood my true feelings, when I said 'you act just like a bitch' I was trying to say that you deserve my respect, admiration and support."