Ahma-nutjob writes letter to Bush

From the AP:

Iran's leader has written to President Bush proposing "new solutions" to their differences in the first letter from an Iranian head of state to an American president in 27 years, a government spokesman said Monday.

Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki delivered the letter to the Swiss ambassador on Monday, ministry spokesman Hamid Reza Asefi told The Associated Press. The Swiss Embassy in Tehran houses a U.S. interests section.

In the letter, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad proposes "new solutions for getting out of international problems and the current fragile situation of the world," spokesman Gholam-Hossein Elham told a news conference.

Elham declined to reveal more, stressing "it is not an open letter." Asked whether the letter could lead to direct U.S.-Iranian negotiations, he replied: "For the time being, it's just a letter."

The Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (aka CLOWNS) has learned from our muckrakers "investigative journalists" (I mean, mole is such a dirty word!) the contents of the letter. Their Arabic is spotty, but the translaters seem to think that the letter reads as follows:

Dear Mr. Bush,

Are you going to bomb us? Check Yes ___ or No ___.

Mahmoud

You can only get this type of stuff from CLOWNS!