Putin takes swipe at Cheney over criticisms
From MSNBC:
President Vladimir Putin lashed out at Vice President Dick Cheney ahead of this weekend’s G-8 summit, calling his recent criticisms of Russia “an unsuccessful hunting shot,” according to a television interview being broadcast Wednesday.We here at the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (CLOWNS) have "unnamed sources" close to the White House, and these "unnamed sources" tell us that they intercepted the following memo from VP Cheney to Tony Snow for the next press conference:
Tony,If Tony Snow references any of this at a press conference, just remember that you got the story from CLOWNS first!
Tell Vlad that when it comes to "hunting shots", he should have a big helping of "Shut the #*&% Up" to go with his Smirnoff, because I don't miss! Plus, if I were him, I'd sleep with one eye open to look out for the father of that boy whose stomach he kissed. Man, was that creepy or what?
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