Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Beaming with pride and political incorrectness, I wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!

One thing of which to be thankful: not living in San Fran-istan. From Moonbattery:
San Francisco's Bill Morgan is among the schoolteachers who have replaced traditional celebrations of Thanksgiving with what the America-loathing propagandists at AP are pleased to call a "more realistic look at the complex relationship between Indians and white settlers." On the taxpayer's dime, he walks into his third-grade class wearing a pilgrim hat made out of black construction paper and snatches away the kids' belongings, announcing that they now belong to him because he "discovered" them.

Get it? Our ancestors didn't settle America, they stole it — or at least that's what children are being taught by a generation of warped moonbats who use our educational system to train children to hate their own country.
Needless to say, no kids will be learning that prior to European settlement, the Americas were populated by stone-age savages who had not even advanced to the level of using wheels or riding animals, and who were known to indulge in ritual torture, cannibalism, and human sacrifice. When civilization arrived, the natives frequently raided settlements, burning them and abducting women and children, whom they enslaved. I'm glad to leave all this out of third-graders' Thanksgivings, if the moonbats could just drop the "we stole this country" crapola.
What's galling (beyond the obvious) is that the AP abandons all pretense for objectivity and calls the teacher's lesson in moonbattery a "more realistic look at the complex relationship between Indians and white settlers." Realistic, huh? Read "Of Plymouth Plantation" by William Bradford, who was (unlike the moonbat educrat in San Fran-istan) actually there, for a "more realistic" look.

Look, my friends, I won't waste any more time than I already have in raising awareness of that which you already know: the left is continuing its assault on American traditions, culture, norms, and values. I, for one, will take no part in such a self-hating anti-American exercise. So, on behalf of the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (CLOWNS), I wish you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving!