Monday, November 27, 2006

Halp us, Charlee Wrangle! We iz stuk N irak!

Not content to let Jean-Francois Heinz-Kerry (who is rumored to have served in Vietnam) have all the fun insulting the troops' intelligence, the Harlem Harlot Charlie "Reinstitute the Draft" Rangel wasn't going to let Lurch bogart the headlines in military slander.

Rangel responded thusly when asked if he believed the Heritage Foundation study that showed that the military is smarter than Sen. Ketchup said they were (via FNC):
Of course not. I want to make it abundantly clear: if there’s anyone who believes that these youngsters want to fight, as the Pentagon and some generals have said, you can just forget about it. No young, bright individual wants to fight just because of a bonus and just because of educational benefits. And most all of them come from communities of very, very high unemployment. If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq.
There you have it. Joining the armed forces isn't a "decent career", my friends. At least, that what Dems like Kerry and Rangel are saying. When they're not accused of being babykillers and "Jengiss Khan" and "Pol Pot", they're being called "idiots" by party heavyweights and "loathed" by a certain former fellated president.

But hey...they "support the troops", right?