Friday, January 05, 2007

Points to ponder

  • Now that a Muslim has been elected to Congress (Keith Ellison, D-MN), will he object to pork projects?

  • Prior to adminstering a lethal injection, why do they swab the arm with alcohol? Are they worried that the condemned might get an infection prior to his doom mere minutes away?

  • If Bush, Cheney, and Pelosi were killed in a plane crash, the new president of the U.S. would be none other than the former Klansman himself, Senator Robert "Sheets" Byrd (KKK D-WV).