Kerry's new job?

Yo, John...I hear there's an opening for which you are supremely qualified! From al-Reuters:

French President Jacques Chirac is expected to confirm that he will not stand for re-election when he appears on television on Sunday, marking the end of a political career spanning more than four decades.

Just think: French president Jean-François Heinz-Kerry (who is rumored to have served in Vietnam) could finally pass his "global test"!