Storm front's damage

Floods in New York and New Jersey. Winds are beating down D.C. Snow, winds, tornados...everywhere. Record cold temperatures here in Florida.

You know what caused this mess, don't you? No, it wasn't a Nor'easter. It was Chimpy McHitlerburton'$ evil Rovian anti-Kyoto global "warming" machine! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Speaking of which, some global "warming" Chicken Littles braved freezing cold temperatures (and obvious undermining irony) to alert the world to how serious global "warming" really is. Other activists, however, pansied out and opted not to freeze in the "feverish" elements.

Irony...it's not just for breakfast anymore!