As James Taranto deadpans: "What would we do without experts?" Headline and sub-headline from Seattlestan: "Some Nations Tried Gun Control After Killings: Lesson for U.S.? Experts say it depends"
Headline from Nebraska: "Arrest Made in Connection With Lincoln Slaying" John Wilkes Booth must be in awesome shape for man his age!
How about this headline? "Joint maker to star on Discovery Channel". College students and anti-war miscreants, pay homage!