Janet Reno causes auto accident

From the AP:

Former Attorney General Janet Reno, driving in her famous red pickup truck, rear-ended another vehicle in the Florida Keys Friday.

The state patrol says no injuries were reported from the crash.

The front of Reno's vehicle crashed into the back of the car in front of her, which had stopped at a red light.

Reno's truck was towed and she rented a car from a nearby airport to continue her trip.

Reno was did not immediately return telephone calls, so the reason for her crash could not be determined.

No word yet if the cars in front of her were ignited and burnt to a crisp, of if the drivers had to look out for machine gun-wielding INS agents to snatch their kids away to send to Cuba.