Bush screws up again...or did he?

Bush creates another hurricane (Rita), but this time, the bumbling idiot screws up and steers it towards Texas! Why would he decimate his own state?!?

A-ha...there's a method to his madness! The hurricane is projected towards Houston. Who's in Houston? Katrina evacuees, that's who! He wasn't able to smite enough of them when he created Katrina and bombed the levee wall, so he created another one to send to Houston to finish the job!

For those of you in blue states, the above is sarcasm and meant to make fun of the conspiracy theory moonbats.