Biden: Dems will contest every state

No, not like Al Gore contests states. No, Dem prez candidate in '08, Sen. Joe Biden from Delaware, says that Dems will try to compete in every state, regardless of how red it may be. From the AP:

U.S. Senator Joe Biden says if Democrats are to retake the White House and Congress, they must be more active in and win states like Kentucky.

We here at the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (CLOWNS) have obtained a partial transcript of Senator Biden's campaign speech in Kentucky:

BIDEN: It's important that we blunt the efforts of those gun-toting, pickup-driving, Bible-reading, inbred rednecks in the next election!

(Aide whispers into Biden's ear)

BIDEN (murmuring): Dammit! Of all the speeches for me to plagiarize, why did I have to lift Howard Dean's MoveOn 2004 campaign fundraiser speech from Berkeley?!

Looks like Senator Plagiarism is off to a rocky start for 2008.