Chickens can be tough!

OK, it's a bird flu article, but the headline is amusing: "Indian officials struggle to kill domestic chickens"

I mean, I've never personally tried to kill a chicken, but it doesn't seem like it would be that tough. I'm a big guy...I think I can take him! Or are the domestic chickens somehow more formidable an opponent than the foreign chickens? Is this a xenophobic thing, a la the UAE ports deals? (That was rhetorical!)

No chicken's gonna kick my ass, I'm tellin' ya! I'll choke the chicken, if I have to!

C'mon, you knew my juvenile mind would come up with that last sentence, didn't you?!? ;-)