Quote of the day

Not to beat this UAE port deal thingee into the ground, but the following AP article's quote caught my eye:

President Bush on Thursday sought to calm an uproar over an Arab company taking over operations at six major American ports, saying "people don't need to worry about security."

Well, thank God we Americans don't need to worry about security! That's one huge load off of my conscience! I can sleep better knowing that I no longer need to worry about security! Maybe now this country can get back to more pressing issues, such as Dick Cheney's hunting accident!

For those of you on the left, the prior paragraph was sarcasm.