Call the hair police!

Or the Hair C.L.U., or Al Sharpton (who can use some hair counseling of his own)! This kind of outrage cannot go unchallenged! From CNN:

Police also have said that McKinney was failing to wear a pin that lawmakers are asked to display when entering Capitol facilities.

But she said Wednesday: "Face recognition is the issue .... The pin doesn't have my name on it and it doesn't have my picture on it, and so security should not be based on a pin ... People are focused on my hairdo."

The crack investigative team here at the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (CLOWNS) intercepted a fax from Rev. Jesse Jackson to Moonbat McKinney's office with some sample slogans to use next time she perches in front of a camera, flanked by all zero of her supportive Democrat House colleagues:

"Don't turn up your nose...I'm not wearing cornrows!"

"If I'm wearing a 'fro, you must let me go!"

"Don't touch me, cracker! I can act even blacker!"

"Because my skin is more tan, I get stopped by Th' Man!"

"If you were not white, then we would not fight!"

"If you were black, you would not get a SMACK!"

CLOWNS...everywhere you turn! :-)