Friday, June 16, 2006

al-Zarqawi: "We're losing"; MSM and Dems: "We're losing"

Maybe when Zar-qaward said that al Qaeda in Iraq was losing, and the MSM and the left (pardon the redundancy) say "We're losing", they're both talking about the same thing: America is winning.

Here are some of Zarqi's own words, with the translation from the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (CLOWNS) to assist you:
As an overall picture, time has been an element in affecting negatively the forces of the occupying countries, due to the losses they sustain economically in human lives, which are increasing with time. However, here in Iraq, time is now beginning to be of service to the American forces and harmful to the resistance (terrorists - Ed.) for the following reasons:

1. By allowing the American forces to form the forces of the National Guard, to reinforce them and enable them to undertake military operations against the resistance. (Americans training the Iraqi forces to fight us terrorists, and apparently training them well, contrary to the claims of the American MSM and the left (forgive the redundancy) - Ed.)

2. By undertaking massive arrest operations, invading regions that have an impact on the resistance, and hence causing the resistance to lose many of its elements. (terrorists are dying because of the Americans' and Iraqis' efforts - Ed.)

3. By undertaking a media campaign against the resistance resulting in weakening its influence inside the country and presenting its work as harmful to the population rather than being beneficial to the population. (terrorists beheading innocents is "beneficial to the population" - Ed.)

4. By tightening the resistance's financial outlets, restricting its moral options and by confiscating its ammunition and weapons. (those bastards are taking our weapons away! Someone call the ACLU or CAIR! - Ed.)

5. By creating a big division among the ranks of the resistance and jeopardizing its attack operations, it has weakened its influence and internal support of its elements, thus resulting in a decline of the resistance's assaults. (we terrorists can't attack as often or as effective as we once could...and it's destroying our morale! - Ed.)

6. By allowing an increase in the number of countries and elements supporting the occupation or at least allowing to become neutral in their stand toward us in contrast to their previous stand or refusal of the occupation. ("Increase in countries" supporting the allies? I thought the Americans were "going it alone"?? - Ed.)

7. By taking advantage of the resistance's mistakes and magnifying them in order to misinform. (the allies didn't confer with Al Jazeera, and are instead telling the Iraqis that WE are the bad guys! WTF? - Ed.)
These documents did not come from CBS, so there's a pretty decent chance that they're authetic. I'm guessing (circle your calendars) that it won't be long before leftists begin questioning the authenticity of the documents. If so, one has to wonder "Then how the hell did we get the idea to go kill these 104 terrorists and capture 759 more, and uncover 28 major weapons caches...information that was all outlined in some of Zarkie's (fake?) documents?" Also, like Iraqi National Security Adviser Mouwafak al-Rubaie noted the following about a discovered thumbdrive (for those who don't know, that's a portable hard drive) at Zarkie's bombed "not-so-safe-house":
When asked how he could be sure the information was authentic, al-Rubaie said "there is nothing more authentic than finding a thumbdrive in his pocket."
Anywho, what Zarkie was saying (before being dispatched to his plate of grapes) can best be summed up as follows:

"Damn those Americans! Their plan is working against me and my...what does that Shehag broad and her boyfriend whose son splashed my garb with the blood from his hacked off head call us again? Oh, right: 'freedom fighters'! Allahdammit, will the NY Times and John Murtha scream 'quagmire' and 'America cannot win' a little louder and more often? We're in BIG trouble over here!"

The MSM and the Dems (I know, I'm redundant today) have been screaming that we need to train the Iraqis...we have, and apparently more and more effectively with the passing of time. They've been screaming that America is going it alone and is Qaeda disagrees on both counts.

There's more to Zarkie's diary, and it makes for good reading. However, the discovery as usual make Democrats look like the fools that they are.