Saddam starving

Saddam is on a hunger strike after his lawyer went "toes up" yesterday. If we force feed him, it's torture. If we let him starve to death, it's torture. Damned if we do, darned if we don't.

How about we just bitchslap him and gig him with a white-hot cattle prod, if we're going to get lampooned once again from the human rights do-gooders who refuse to condemn acts of barbarism by Islamofascists? Maybe give him a pork rind bath.

Better yet, put him in a Kurdish jail...general population. Fun for the whole family!