U.N. Begins Lebanese Evacuation
Our crack investigative team here at the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (CLOWNS) has learned that DNC chief Howard Dean was preparing to address the Lesbian And Bisexuals In Action (or LABIA) in Berkeley about the situation, until his advisors
We see that the UN phallocracy is caving in to the Boltonites by infringing on the rights of Lebanese everywhere to live as they see fit. I mean, asking them to evacuate their homes? That's just heartless. These are the places where they stroke their cats, enjoy a refreshing Busch, strap on their work ethic, clean their carpets, and handle their boxes on a daily basis...just like everyone else!Fortunately for Dr. Dean, his new proofreader (an intern from the University of San Francisco) may have ignored the rest of the speech's moonbattery but did catch the "Lebanese" faux pas.
When is the persecution of the Lebanese going to stop? Can't we all just "live and let live"? What two grown, consenting Lebanese adults do behind closed doors is no one else's business, and the UN needs to respect that.
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