Terrorism suspect tortured in Syria...and it's Bush's fault!

Leave it to the Canucks to blame Bush for Syria's torturing of a terrorism suspect. From (where else?) the New York Slimes:

A government commission on Monday exonerated a Canadian computer engineer of any ties to terrorism and issued a scathing report that faulted Canada and the United States for his deportation four years ago to Syria, where he was imprisoned and tortured.

Damn that Bush! He creates hurricanes that wipe out cities, he creates heat that melts polar bears' homes, he puts panties on the heads of Al Qaeda prisoners in Abu Ghraib, he pulls the triggers and creates the car bombs that kill our soldiers, he keeps Alzheimer's patients afflicted...and NOW he makes that bastion of human rights (Syria) torture innocent prisoners! This man must be stopped!

For those of you on the left, the prior paragraph was sarcasm.