Foley's excuse du jour

Yesterday, he was blaming his teen boy fetish on being an alcoholic. Today, it's because he was molested by a preacher. Dammit, son, pick an excuse and stick to it!

Oh, the article says that he's since come out of the closet as a homosexual, too. Thanks, Foley, but we kinda figured that out for certain when these e-mails and IM's became public. Being gay wouldn't have been that big of deal, even in the Republican party...just ask Congressman Jim Kolbe. Teenage boys, however, is obviously a different matter.