Quotes of the day, from one of those Baldwin guys

You have been warned: Put down your beverages before reading the following. A couple of bizarro quotes from the formerly svelt chick magnet Alec Baldwin, via Newsbusters:

All around us are signs of global climate change. And this administration's response is to send in more troops. If you don't think there is a link between the weather and Iraq, you are wrong.

Well, then, count me as "wrong", because I am apparently laboring under the misconception that was one whopper of a non sequitir! Got that, folks? The scientific reason behind the record snowfalls in Colorado and last week's springlike temps in New York is...the Bu$hcheney McHitlerburton war machine in Baghdad. I am happy to provide that clarification for you, courtesy of Willard Scott...er, Alec Baldwin.

Another precious nugget from "Not so smart" Alec:

Kennedy has it all right. Time is up...Thank God for Teddy.

I get this nagging feeling that Mary Jo Kopechne's family might disagree with that sentiment, but I have no way of knowing for certain...since Mary Jo was unavailable for comment.

Thank goodness for Hollyweirdos that can amuse us in ways they did not even intend.