Profile in moonbattery: Al Gore

Wow...to think this guy was 538 votes away from the presidency! That he failed in his endeavor to disenfranchise enough Florida soldiers serving overseas in order to commit electoral larceny is further proof that God does exist!

From the deranged, unhinged former Veep:

Former Vice President Al Gore said in an interview on Tuesday the Bush administration is now paying scientists to dispute global warming since the administration can no longer argue against it.

During an interview with CNN affiliate Cuatro in Madrid, Gore said, "they've lost the argument and they don't want to stop dumping all this pollution into the Earth's atmosphere. The only thing they have left is cash and now they're offering cash for so-called skeptics who will try to confuse people about what the science really say. But it's unethical because now the time has come when we have to act."

Hey, I'm a global "warming" skeptic, and I haven't received MY check! Grrrrrrr!

However, feel free to take this CNN piece with a grain of salt. After all...

Gore was the Democratic nominee against Bush in the 2004 presidential election. His film, An Inconvenient Truth, is up for the best documentary Oscar.

Two errors here: (1) Bush faced Gore in 2000, and not 2004; and (2) I think CNN meant to say that An Inconvenient Truth is up for best fiction award. Meanwhile, Cambodia is experiencing some of their coldest weather ever due to global warming "climate change".

Mr. Gore, your tinfoil hat must be itching like a Clinton mistress' nether regions.