Stop the press! Wait, THIS passes for news??

Of all the news that's fit to print, this one has got to be one of the most newsworthy articles out there! Is it Bush's budget? Nope. What about the Middle East truce between Israel and the Palestinians? Nope. Those two stories just pale in comparison to...the removal of John Edwards' mole!

I couldn't make it up if I tried. Here's the story.

What's next? "Hillary has cup of coffee" or "Kerry at restaurant, orders filet minon before sending it back for salmon"?