Iran: "Kick our asses...please!"

From al-Reuters:

Iran's Hizbollah, which claims links to the Lebanese group of the same name, said on Tuesday it stood ready to attack Israeli and U.S. interests worldwide.

"We have 2,000 volunteers who have registered since last year," said Iranian Hizbollah's spokesman Mojtaba Bigdeli, speaking by telephone from the central seminary city of Qom.

"They have been trained and they can become fully armed. We are ready to dispatch them to every corner of the world to jeopardise Israel and America's interests. We are only waiting for the Supreme Leader's green light to take action. If America wants to ignite World War Three ... we welcome it," he said.

Let's get one thing straight, you couscous-eating camel jockeys: WE didn't start this fire, m'kay?

WE weren't the ones with an unquenchable anti-Semitic anti-Western thirst who kicked off the U.N.'s fledgling existence with an immediate threat of action against the newly created nation of Israel in 1948. WE weren't the ones who exacerbated the problems by holding hostages in order to establish an intolerant and terrorist-supporting Islamic theocracy in 1979. WE weren't the ones who refused an offer in 2000 to establish the so-called "Palestinian" state that was supposed to be damned near everything that the homicidal anti-Semites wanted. WE weren't the ones who thought it would be cool to blow up sidewalk cafés with Jewish women and kids in order to kill...well, women and kids.

In short, WE aren't the evil scum-sucking parasites stuck in the Dark Ages who refuse to rest unless the whole world converts to our religion, becomes subjugated (dhimmitude), or dies brutally in defiance.

Keep flapping those gums, Hez-bologna. If your country won't rein you in, then either Israel or America will. With nearly half of your Lebanese brethren's infrastructure destroyed, you're pretty much seen as a yapping chihuahua right now: nothing that a swift kick to the gut won't shut up!