Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Quick news bites

  • Clowns killed. Don't worry...not our CLOWNS!

  • Ernesto heading my way. When is Bushitler McRummyburton going to do something about these kinds of illegal aliens??

  • Moonbat mayor of Salt Lake City in cherry-red Utah catching hell for bringing in Cindy She-hag for anti-soldier...er, "anti-war"...protest. Says he won't run for another term. Go figure.

  • The Plamegate fiasco is over, back where it started...nowhere. It was a dog-and-pony show, orchestrated by the left and special persecutor...er, "prosecutor"...Patrick Fitzgerald. When you've got uber-liberal David Cornhole of The Nation jumping on Fitz, you know that the proverbial shark has been jumped. My leftie friends will need to hook onto a different conspiracy theory, but take solace in the fact that the moonbatosphere has plenty.

  • Kofi Annan is persona non grata in Lebanon. If the Lezbos knew that Kofi shared their "disdain" (to be euphemistic) for Jews, they'd cut the guy some slack.