Quick news bites

Clowns killed. Don't worry...not our CLOWNS!

Ernesto heading my way. When is Bushitler McRummyburton going to do something about these kinds of illegal aliens??

Moonbat mayor of Salt Lake City in cherry-red Utah catching hell for bringing in Cindy She-hag for anti-soldier...er, "anti-war"...protest. Says he won't run for another term. Go figure.

The Plamegate fiasco is over, back where it started...nowhere. It was a dog-and-pony show, orchestrated by the left and special persecutor...er, "prosecutor"...Patrick Fitzgerald. When you've got uber-liberal David Cornhole of The Nation jumping on Fitz, you know that the proverbial shark has been jumped. My leftie friends will need to hook onto a different conspiracy theory, but take solace in the fact that the moonbatosphere has plenty.

Kofi Annan is persona non grata in Lebanon. If the Lezbos knew that Kofi shared their "disdain" (to be euphemistic) for Jews, they'd cut the guy some slack.