Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Bush getting in the way of bigger breasts?

WARNING: Humor alert for the humor-impaired!

Damn that Chimpy McHitlerburton! Damn him to hell! From the UK:
Women have grown their own breast implants through pioneering stem cell treatment, it emerged yesterday.

Scientists harvested the stem cells from the women's own fat and encouraged them to form breast tissue.

They say the result gives a more natural look than many of the synthetic implants used by showbusiness stars like Pamela Anderson.

The Japanese teams have carried out trials on dozens of women and say they have had no problems.

They say the treatment will be routinely available from plastic surgeons within five years.
We'd have the bigger racks a heckuva lot sooner if not for Bush's puritanical views on stem cell research funding! Thanks, Dubya, for preventing the taxpayers from subsidizing my honey's larger, more natural boobs!