Shrillary breaks out drawl again

Having learned nothing from the ridicule she endured the first time she tried her faux Southern charm (since she has the charm of a rattlesnake with herpes), Her Highness decided to give it another whirl. Video clip here.

BEVERAGE WARNING! Put down your Coke, coffee, water, adult beverage, or whatever. You're not gonna believe this shizit:

“We have to reform our government,” she said. “The abuses that have gone on in the last six years — I don’t think we know the half of it yet. You know, when I walk into the Oval Office in January of 2009, I’m afraid I’m going to lift up the rug and I’m going to see so much stuff under there.”

..."You know, what is it about us always having to clean up after people?" she asked. "But this is not just going to be picking up socks off the floor. ...

Presumably, it won't involve a stained blue dress or shredded billing records, either. And she wants to talk about cleaning things up? As Ian observes: "If you’re actually coming back to the White House, it might be best if you brought back all that stuff you stole when you left last time.
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MEMO TO HILLARY: When your name is "Clinton", and you attack the ethics of the Bush administration...DO NOT MENTION THE OVAL OFFICE CARPET. Cripes. No wonder Gore’s thinking about getting in on this action."

Stones and glass houses are coming to mind, as are pots and kettles.