Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Tax dollars to fund FEMA rap

It's bad enough that the federal government confiscates money from hardworking Americans to fund artists whose work is so useless that it cannot earn money from the private sector. However, it's equally bad that FEMA has decided to come up with a rap for kids to prop themselves up. Thanks, Kira, for alerting me to this beaut.
Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
But we've got a few tips, so you can be prepared
For floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake,
You've got to be ready - so your heart don't break.

Disaster prep is your responsibility
And mitigation is important to our agency.

People helping people is what we do
And FEMA is there to help see you through
When disaster strikes, we are at our best
But we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest.
Oh, least my tax dollars didn't fund Kanye West's screeds music.

Word to your mother...keep it rizzeal, fo' shizzle, homies! This is Grandmaster J saying: "Peace, out...A'ight!