Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Can we call it the "hippy plague"...or "rejects' rickets"?

This headline should come as no surprise to normal Americans: "Small Amounts of Bacteria Found During Protests Last Weekend"
Small amounts of bacteria detected in the District during last weekend's war protests are not harmful and probably occurred naturally, say officials from the D.C. Department of Health.

D.C. Health Director Dr. Gregg Pane tells WTOP Radio that the bio-watch collectors, operated by the Department of Homeland Security, tested positive for a small amount of Tularemia last weekend during the protests on the National Mall.
Occurred "naturally"? There were hippies there, so of course it occurred naturally!

I find it funnier than Maxine Waters' financial advice ("Salomon Barney Frank"") that these miscreants who refuse to bathe in the name of la cause du jour are so mired in their own filth and decay that they actually alerted Homeland Security's bio-watch team! We've always known that these vermin were nothing more than filthy, disease-ridden social rejects...and now we have the science to back it up!

Hat tip to Generation Why.