Friday, April 22, 2005

Howard's such a "scream" as he mimics a drug-snorting Rush

Howard Scream...er, "Dean"...was at an ACLU of MN fundraiser on Wednesday night. According to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune article, Dean drew "howls of laughter by mimicking a drug-snorting Rush Limbaugh." Yep, this is the party of compassion. A druggie like Marion Berry can be elected and re-elected mayor of the worst city in America (Washington, DC), and he is deemed to be a role model for liberals. "So what that he has a drug problem?", they used to ask. But let a non-liberal have a drug problem, and that's just funny stuff!

Here's some more funny stuff, though, contained within the article:
Dean, 56, outlined his strategy for returning Democrats to electoral success in campaigns large and small.
Here's guessing that part of his next strategy is to make fun of the homeless and the sick, now that he's taken his potshots at the addict constituency. Mr. and Mrs. America will swoon at that approach, I'm sure.
"You can't win the presidency if you're an 18-state party. I truly believe this is a Democratic country -- with a big D."
Thus the resounding political defeats in 60% of the states in the union, eh?

Dean said: "I'm not very dignified" as he did the Limbaugh impression. What? Aw, Howard, don't be silly! Nothing says "beluga caviar and merlot" class more than imitating a drug addict! I tell you, take big swigs from a brandy bottle and stagger around the stage in a mock Ted Kennedy routine, and you'll really slay the audience!